I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The feeling are messing with the penis
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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