you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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