I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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