I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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