Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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