Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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