More tranny stories later!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
