This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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