Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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