its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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