please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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