i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
