You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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