Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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