fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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