Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I know her cup size but not her name....
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