Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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