So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Randomize
