I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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