so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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