I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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