I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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