You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I am naked and annoyed.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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