what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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