Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
FUCK WHALES
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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