escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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