I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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