well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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