the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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