i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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