dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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