No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
