My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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