i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That accounts for only three of the penises
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
