You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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