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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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