when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I love black thongs
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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