I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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