So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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