she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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