I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Couch. On fire.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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