And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
