i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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