I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
tell me about the fingering
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