What tipped you off? The sombrero?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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