He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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