Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Non-Jews are for practice
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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