oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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