Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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