does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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